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I thought I'd share this excerpt from my own journal, written hastily… 
7th-Mar-2004 11:28 am
I thought I'd share this excerpt from my own journal, written hastily and manically last night after I returned from playing. Bear in mind that my players and I are a bunch of fucked up college kids. After having them mow down an army of undead babies last week, I didn't think I could top myself in regards to offensiveness. Oh how wrong I was...

(P.S. This is pretty raunchy and probably shouldn't be read if you can't deal with extremely offensive subjects without shitting a brick wall; hence the lj cut...)

I normally wouldn’t pollute the erstwhile chicness of my livejournal with tales of my D&D campaign, but after tonight’s insanity, I feel that I must.
I FUCKED MY CHARACTERS UP tonight. Sure, there was the regular monster slaying and treasure finding, but the real theme of tonight’s adventure was extreme sexual degradation. Mandy and Jenny were being held captive in a prison. Sure enough, two horny prison guards came by and RAPED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. Jenny’s rapist tried to pull out in time to shoot a load on her face and, in the process, ended up spilling cum in her twat and all over her face. Sadly, she wasn’t impregnated (we rolled for this), but she did contract an STD. Mandy, however, was brutally raped with neither pregnancy nor STD. Both feisty fighters thought they’d best their rapists by kicking them in the balls on their way out of the cells. What a bad idea. Jenny’s rapist pissed all over her from the safety of the other side of the bars and Mandy’s rapist took a runny shit and tried to fling it at her (unfortunately, she dodged the flying feces).
Meanwhile, Tyrone submitted to anal penetration by way of a well dressed older man in a lavish bedroom elsewhere in the dungeon. However, Tyrone’s rapist’s big human dick was far too large to be shoved up his tight gnomish asshole, so he took 4 damage and now has a shitty, cum-splattered, ripped apart anus.

Later on, whilst fighting in a pit of shit, piss, dead bodies and rotting food, Jenny was successfully pinned and mounted by an otyugh. Yes, that slut got fucking PLOWED by its huge monstrous cock. If you don’t know what an otyugh is, it’s an 8 foot tall, 500 lb. monster that lives in and eats waste, and looks like this:

I bet that fucking slut loved it. Sadly, she passed her 4% chance to be impregnated with a hideous hybrid child.

Who fucking knows what I’ll have in store for these poor players next week.
7th-Mar-2004 08:57 am (UTC)
You know, even when I was in HS or college, I would have gotten up from the table and walked away.

I have better ways of wasting my time. Like staring at walls.

7th-Mar-2004 09:08 am (UTC)
Amen. I'm surprised that the ladies didn't, as well. If my GM tried that shit with me, I would have realized how extremely offending that is to my gender, and walked the hell off, too.

Some things just aren't cool to rp.
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7th-Mar-2004 10:25 am (UTC) - i'm with ryan on this one
i think some people need to relax. trying to be politically-correct is a waste of time. as is getting offended by things that aren't meant to be offensive. if you keep getting stressed out like this, then you're going to drop your basket or check out early.

and please, stop referring to sex as gender. it's sex. it's ok to say it. sex sex sex SEX.
7th-Mar-2004 10:38 am (UTC) - Re: i'm with ryan on this one
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7th-Mar-2004 10:26 am (UTC)
*looks up* I would agree that it is "offensive"; but honestly most games go inot some sort of "offensive" soemthing or another. At last those with at least somewhat mature themes do. I've been in games where a PC got his spine ripped out, or others where the players condemmed a 14 year old girl to death (no she really didn't deserve it, well maybe a little, but not death by fire), I played a child vampire whose sire (V:tM) was a priest who rapped him through his entire youth and it drove him insane.

Here's the catcher behind most mature themes. That line. That realization between fantasy and reality. You seem to have a firm grasp on that line and I am sure that you realize that these things do happen, but within the context of the game are not real.

Although you get much more descriptive then I would have in terms of sexual exploits, its cool that you and your players are that comfortable to do it.
7th-Mar-2004 11:03 am (UTC)
Absolutely. We're actually all very stable, well-balanced people. I think the climate of extreme political correctness that we've all grown up in has made us all crack a bit under the pressure. Some issues just get beaten into the ground so goddamn much that you can't help but find some humor in them. Sure it's kind of fun to say dirty things to offend people, in that very puerile way, but if I took everything seriously and didn't try to push the envelope, I wouldn't be half as interesting (read: warped) as I am now. But anyhow, thanks for the understanding. : )

7th-Mar-2004 11:29 am (UTC)
Although I have no problem with rape in roleplaying games as a general rule, and it's up to you what you put in your games, I do find the way you've actually worded this quite offensive. There are ways of writing up a session, and there are ways not to do it. I think you've found a way not to do it. It may be interesting for your players to read it in this way, but for other people it's not all that accessible. Maybe you should consider rewording it in a way that is less offensive.
7th-Mar-2004 11:45 am (UTC)
The thing is, I didn't decide to throw some rape in there to make some sort of political statement or anything. I meant it to be raunchy and wrong and funny. I understand what you're saying, and it makes sense, but don't you think that, if I wrote it up all seriously and PC and with euphemizing, it would be far more disturbing?

Like, "Jenny failed her grapple check, failed her pin check, and was therefore successfully mounted by the prison guard. The guard proceeded to rape her for 1d4 rounds. He failed a 50% chance to withdraw his penis from her on time to ejaculate on her face and, in so doing, ejaculated both on her vagina and face. Emotionally ravaged from the savage raping, Jenny was unable to act afterwards other than to throw a haphazard kick to her rapist's groin."

I dunno man. Without the ironic humor, it seems much creepier.
7th-Mar-2004 10:13 pm (UTC)
I'm not offended, though I can see how some would be... but that's not my point. Your html code for the pic of the otyugh is doubled, as in it reads
when it should just have the part in quotations.
Anyway, if you need more help with that, check the FAQ.
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8th-Mar-2004 03:49 am (UTC)
feh... the prudes can suck it...

In HS I had a friend who ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS picked a prissy 5'2" blond haired elf cleric as his character. (I believe you can find him at EVERY Sailor Moon Otaku/Cosplay Con)

First character... hmm ok sure, be an elf.

Second game... can I be the cleric? "WAHHHHHH!!! NOOO MY ELF!!!"

After that we would "mysogenise" him at every opportunity... kobolds, orcs, bandits, and ahhh the glority of it all. When we finally played a Dragonlance campaign... GULLY DWARF ORGIES!!!
8th-Mar-2004 09:20 am (UTC)
Well at least you're not giving gamers a bad name.
8th-Mar-2004 09:59 am (UTC)
Yeah, because I can't think of a group more adored and respected in the public eye.
10th-Mar-2004 09:45 am (UTC) - none.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
11th-Oct-2007 10:09 pm (UTC) - Rape survivors
Bit sad coming across this when searching for 'groups for survivors of rape' - I only hope the 13 year-old for whom I am trying to find help ahsn't been searching for herselfand come across this sort of garbage.
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