The Gimp (gimp101) wrote in dnd3e,
The Gimp

Mushroom humour... Read it aloud...

So, a Myconid walks into a tavern, sits at the bar and orders a mug of ale... Soon enough, he's surrounded by drunks, adventurers, town guardsmen, etc, all talking joking and having a great time, buying him drinks and what not... The innkeeper comes up to the Myconid and says: "Well, I've never seen this place so lively in all my years! You just walked right in and suddenly it's the most popular place on the strip... You must tell me your secret!" To which the Myconid replied: "I guess I'm just a fun guy..." (fungi)

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