So...we're playing a combo of 3.0 and 3.5 editions...and the paladin is 3.5...he just got his "war horse". We're playing The Return to Temple of Elemental Evil and two party members were killed out at the Moathouse....soooo what does the paladin use the horse for?? To carry the bodies back to town for proper burial. He pipes up to the DM "I'll put the bodies on the back of my war hearse."
War hearse....yep....we all just stopped and a few of us asked "war hearse??" He started to laugh and shrugged. Very useful for a hearse though :)