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Along the same lines as a previous poster, I'd like ideas for this… 
8th-Mar-2005 10:52 pm
Along the same lines as a previous poster, I'd like ideas for this guy. Keep in mind he's not an ACTUAL villain that will hurt the PCs. So water down your evil plans of epic doom. The evil plots he weaves should be usable for any level since they don't really matter as far as things go.

Class:Anti-Paladin or Fighter/Blackguard
Alignment:Evil I guess, see text.
Laughable NPC "villain" who's evil tricks are only mild on the evil scale if that. Hurting people? That's just mean. Make people stay out after curfew? Now you're talking. He wants to release a flock of pigeons into the air above a big crowd gathering. Or He captures the heroes and while they wait in a comfy prison he serves them cookies...that taste salty. His fiendish companion is named Clip-Clop, a nightmare that looks like my little pony. His catch-phrase is "foolish talkfolk, I will have my revenge!"
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9th-Mar-2005 05:55 am (UTC)
if I were an evil god, I'd keep him. you know, balance out those freakyass fundie Anti-Paladins.
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9th-Mar-2005 12:06 pm (UTC)

exactly. :P
9th-Mar-2005 05:10 am (UTC)
That sound chaotioc neutral,..... and very two dimentional.
9th-Mar-2005 05:16 am (UTC)
I wasn't wanting a fully rounded character. Since that would bog down his concept to me. the idea is just for amusement.
9th-Mar-2005 05:18 am (UTC)
oh..... then yeah. Chaotic neutral. Evil is more sel-fish and destrictive. Like if not salty cookies, but cookies that were enchanted to make everything ytaste bad to you or cookies that made your stomahc try to crawl its way out of your body (painful huh) that MIGHT be wvil.
9th-Mar-2005 06:15 am (UTC)
Or cookies that moved themselves to avoid being eaten (as in warping their shape, not running), but had the smell, temperature, and appearance of ideal cookies... That... is evil.
9th-Mar-2005 06:19 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! and then tasted like poo.
9th-Mar-2005 06:20 am (UTC)
No. Thou shalt never taste the cookie... but it shall forever tempt you.
9th-Mar-2005 02:08 pm (UTC)
Great Concept. Entertaining!! And any evil deity should be proud, because good people do mean evil stuff when their irrated. I can see how over-reaction to the little guys pranks could possibly get a person into alignment conflict with their deity.
9th-Mar-2005 02:39 pm (UTC)
Also, consider Crowley, from Good Omens. Now that is a sophisticated view of evil.
12th-Mar-2005 01:44 am (UTC) - Hey Doug!
Interesting site you have here Mr. Nephew sir:

Can't say as I understand much of it but I'm impressed nonetheless. You appear to have a dedicated following (or at least a dedicated offering) of friends. I'm happy for you. Maybe sometime in the future, hopefully NOT at a funeral, we might sit and chat for awhile. You're life sounds substantive, and I feel a certain amount of guilt for not having been able to get to know you as an adult! Perhaps sometime, if you and the Mrs. ever decide to visit the fair city of Madison (I believe there are quite a few "gamers" here) we could spend some time together. You're MORE than welcome to stay with me if you'd like. I have an extra bedroom that is used only by spare boxes and the sort.

Take Care,

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