Class:Anti-Paladin or Fighter/Blackguard
Alignment:Evil I guess, see text.
Laughable NPC "villain" who's evil tricks are only mild on the evil scale if that. Hurting people? That's just mean. Make people stay out after curfew? Now you're talking. He wants to release a flock of pigeons into the air above a big crowd gathering. Or He captures the heroes and while they wait in a comfy prison he serves them cookies...that taste salty. His fiendish companion is named Clip-Clop, a nightmare that looks like my little pony. His catch-phrase is "foolish talkfolk, I will have my revenge!"