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Quote from my game, regarding hunting some undead. 
11th-Oct-2004 08:17 pm
"All right. Let's go rendor some homo-necrotics non compus mentis"
11th-Oct-2004 06:25 pm (UTC) - Quotes from earlier campaigns...
"So Father Argentos, what exactly were you going to say before the town blew up?"

"You hit me with that thing and so help me, I *WILL* put you in the Hurt Locker."

"I like Kobolds. They're small, they're furry, and they burn well" (2nd ed. campaign)

"You want the drama? I bring you the drama!"
11th-Oct-2004 10:18 pm (UTC) - Re: Quotes from earlier campaigns...
"Where are the demons? BRING ON THE PAIN!"
11th-Oct-2004 10:17 pm (UTC)
DM - You cleared out an entire building of your rivals clan elite guard what do you do now?

Me - Send them a message.

DM - And how do you suppose you do that?

Me - The building.........I burn it to the ground.

Rogue's Alignment changes from True Neutral to Neutral Evil
11th-Oct-2004 11:00 pm (UTC)
Me (DM)- You've killed the Wyvern guarding the throne room in the abandoned mansion and behind the throne you find the door to the treasure room, which is made of solid gold and must weigh about half a ton. What are you doing?

PC's- We take the door.

----might have been a mistake on my part, but it was funny. xD They took the door and sold it in the next town.

"A corpse in breastplate! I could use that!"

"I make an opposed check against Proffession Innkeeping...I never thought I would have to do that."

DM- The minotaur is standing directly under where you're flying and is taunting you to come down. What do you do?

Me- I spit on him and say "Your mother was an Elf."

NPC- "I am looking for a party of brave adventurers to aid me in my quest..."
PC- "I'm sure we can help you find some."

DM- The Succubus is approaching you quickly, what do you do?
PC- I pull out my Rod of Wonder and stick it to her!
12th-Oct-2004 08:44 am (UTC)
"Ah, the forest! The forest is full of creatures! Creatures I can kill!"
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