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I thought I'd share this excerpt from my own journal, written hastily… 
7th-Mar-2004 11:28 am
I thought I'd share this excerpt from my own journal, written hastily and manically last night after I returned from playing. Bear in mind that my players and I are a bunch of fucked up college kids. After having them mow down an army of undead babies last week, I didn't think I could top myself in regards to offensiveness. Oh how wrong I was...

(P.S. This is pretty raunchy and probably shouldn't be read if you can't deal with extremely offensive subjects without shitting a brick wall; hence the lj cut...)

I normally wouldn’t pollute the erstwhile chicness of my livejournal with tales of my D&D campaign, but after tonight’s insanity, I feel that I must.
I FUCKED MY CHARACTERS UP tonight. Sure, there was the regular monster slaying and treasure finding, but the real theme of tonight’s adventure was extreme sexual degradation. Mandy and Jenny were being held captive in a prison. Sure enough, two horny prison guards came by and RAPED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. Jenny’s rapist tried to pull out in time to shoot a load on her face and, in the process, ended up spilling cum in her twat and all over her face. Sadly, she wasn’t impregnated (we rolled for this), but she did contract an STD. Mandy, however, was brutally raped with neither pregnancy nor STD. Both feisty fighters thought they’d best their rapists by kicking them in the balls on their way out of the cells. What a bad idea. Jenny’s rapist pissed all over her from the safety of the other side of the bars and Mandy’s rapist took a runny shit and tried to fling it at her (unfortunately, she dodged the flying feces).
Meanwhile, Tyrone submitted to anal penetration by way of a well dressed older man in a lavish bedroom elsewhere in the dungeon. However, Tyrone’s rapist’s big human dick was far too large to be shoved up his tight gnomish asshole, so he took 4 damage and now has a shitty, cum-splattered, ripped apart anus.

Later on, whilst fighting in a pit of shit, piss, dead bodies and rotting food, Jenny was successfully pinned and mounted by an otyugh. Yes, that slut got fucking PLOWED by its huge monstrous cock. If you don’t know what an otyugh is, it’s an 8 foot tall, 500 lb. monster that lives in and eats waste, and looks like this:

I bet that fucking slut loved it. Sadly, she passed her 4% chance to be impregnated with a hideous hybrid child.

Who fucking knows what I’ll have in store for these poor players next week.
7th-Mar-2004 08:57 am (UTC)
You know, even when I was in HS or college, I would have gotten up from the table and walked away.

I have better ways of wasting my time. Like staring at walls.

7th-Mar-2004 09:08 am (UTC)
Amen. I'm surprised that the ladies didn't, as well. If my GM tried that shit with me, I would have realized how extremely offending that is to my gender, and walked the hell off, too.

Some things just aren't cool to rp.
7th-Mar-2004 09:14 am (UTC)
Oh I'm no misogynist. My illusionist gleefully jumped (no pun intended) on the chance to get in (no pun intended) on all the unconsensual wackiness. I suppose that would negate the unconsensual bit, but nonetheless, I would always make sure to grossly offend everyone or no one. I'm just good like that, I guess.
7th-Mar-2004 09:16 am (UTC)
Well, go you then. But that sounds mighty misogynistic to me.

But hey, its alright.. you just make me appreciate my GM more.
7th-Mar-2004 09:33 am (UTC)
I'm a gay man. Even if I tried to dislike women or think of them as unequal, I couldn't. It would be like trying to turn my eyes blue.
7th-Mar-2004 09:38 am (UTC)
Hey now, anyone can be a woman hater. I'm a woman, but for a week out of the month, I'm a woman hater.. but, you know, that has a lot to do with the fact that Eve, the little bitch, had to screw up and make us all bleed for seven days straight...
7th-Mar-2004 09:43 am (UTC)
Yeah. Menstruation doesn't seem so fun. I give women credit for putting up with that shit.

And Eve was kind of a bimbo. But so was Adam. High Charisma perhaps, but oh the Wisdom and Intelligence penalties (please stone me for being such a dork). The Judeo-Christian world would have been so much better if Lilith had just taken charge and shown that bitch (Adam) what's up.
7th-Mar-2004 10:31 am (UTC)
well, honey I hope you are not the spokesperson for the entire female gender...

because that was not offending at all... it was HOTT
8th-Mar-2004 12:55 pm (UTC)
Oh yes. Didn't you see the sentence in my sentence where I said "And its very offensive to all females because all females find it offensive to rp someone being raped"? Clearly there it stated that I felt like my opinion was shared by the entire female gender.

Uh, right.

I said it would offend ME. Get it?
7th-Mar-2004 10:49 am (UTC)
I would have realized how extremely offending that is to my gender

I don't think it's so extremeley sexist. EVERYONE got raped, not just the female characters. Well, they were all supposed to. One male successfully hid, and the other consented to the ass-reaming. But Ryan intended for them to get raped.

I mean, I got raped twice, but I kinda deserved it. (JOKE!)
7th-Mar-2004 10:51 am (UTC)
You sure did, woman. Now go make me something to eat.
7th-Mar-2004 10:59 am (UTC)
ooo prstinelbertine I am so glad us weak females have such a strong man to guide us
I would be lost without men like you
7th-Mar-2004 11:04 am (UTC)
Barefoot and pregnant, that's the way it should be.

And while I'm at it, this cock isn't going to suck itself, bitches.
7th-Mar-2004 09:10 am (UTC)
Get off your fucking moral high horse. My players had a great time, as their roaring with laughter, excited recording in their own livejournals, and persistence to chatter about the absurdly hentai-esque amount of ridiculous raping was testament to. And happiness is what turns our dreams into golden sunshine. So go stare at a wall.

7th-Mar-2004 09:18 am (UTC)
Get a grip.

It has very little to do with morals, it has more to do with ethics. Although, I'd wager you can't differentiate them on the fly. Degredation of other people isn't something to take lightly, and a culture where woman are easily degraded and discarded hardly seems one where I'd want to participate.

So your playerss had fun. A bunch of 'good ol' boys' (i.e. racist fucks) can have fun at a lynching, too. And while I'm not saying there is no space in RPGS to explore racial or gender tensions (although, i'd generally not find such issues to be 'fun') I certainly not want it done so haphazardly.

So, if you want to perpetuate your own intolerance and idiocy, have fun. Just, please don't post it here. Did you give any consideration to the posibility that there might be rape survivors who read this community, and that your warning wasn't even close to being sufficient to turn them away?

Furthermore, as neither LJ nor this group has any age restrictions, your posting makes yourself legally liable if any minors happen to come across your post. But that's really secondary.
7th-Mar-2004 09:30 am (UTC)
I realize that, from your perspective, or that of anyone who doesn't know me, I must look like a fucking nut. In that respect, I suppose it was foolish of me to share me exploits in any sort of public arena. But suffice to say, my players know well that chattering casually about cum-splattered bitches, assholes shredded by colossal cocks, and the most stomach-churning possible thoughts of coprophilia is my smalltalk. I'm probably one of the most ridiculously open-minded and tolerant people on the planet, but excuse me if political correctness makes my stomach turn and only the merde de la merde of potty talk makes me laugh. I think I've just made myself look like even more of an ass, but the bottom line is that our game was just a bunch of retarded college kids having fun being gross, as retarded college kids have been known to do since the dawn of time. Please take what I say with a grain of salt.
7th-Mar-2004 09:43 am (UTC)

I read this community for discussion about D&D, not rape smut. If I want rape smut, then I can go somewhere else to read it, where I would be very annoyed if someone came in asking about D&D house rules or prestige classes or whatever would be more appropriate here.

I won't go so far as to call this completely off-topic, since it is tangentially related to D&D, but it is only tangentially related. If you wanted to discuss this in a manner more appropriate to this context, then something more interesting would be your rules for impregnation and such hybrid children, without the graphic description of sexual activities, would have been far better.

I also advise you to go back and put in a better warning. There are people who don't mind most sick, raunchy things, but would be deeply offended by what you have here.
7th-Mar-2004 10:03 am (UTC)
oh man guys, lighten up. yes, of COURSE this was an insanely offensive game. but everything offends somebody. the violence of d&d offends people, the religious systems, hell, the fact that there are children of different races has got to tick off some neo-nazis in the world. d&d isn't about being pc, or pretty, or rated PG. this is how we play, and our wonderful ryan was trying to share what was definately a very...unique and memorable session (oh, am i ever pulling this out of my ass).

most likely his tale should have been prefaced better, but what's done is done. we're d&d scum, and we love it. did i pass the diplomacy check?


7th-Mar-2004 10:23 am (UTC)
did i pass the diplomacy check?

You did, but your DM didn't.

What's done is done, yes, but prstinelbertine can still go back and edit this post and include a warning that graphic nonconsensual sexual activities are described behind the cut. My offense is taken not at the activities that took place in your campaign (I've had some interesting situations myself in our game), but rather that:
  • Graphic details of a nature that would be offensive to most were posted without adequate warning,
  • They were posted in a community where they would not be expected, and therefore
  • People who would be deeply offended by this could too easily accidentally stumble on it.

I hope that clarifies.
7th-Mar-2004 10:54 am (UTC)
It's been edited. Now everyone let me get back to my misogyny and ignorance.
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7th-Mar-2004 04:23 pm (UTC) - ummm
Ok I was with you until this post. Please don't degrade rape survivors. I am good friends with Ryan and all the players but what you just said is horribly offensive and wrong. Rape victims are not to be mocked or degraded. You may not have personally effected by rape (as I assume by what you have just said) but please dont undermine those experiences as the most horrible thing a woman can experience. It is totally Ryans right to do and say whatever he wants...I understand he was just joking and although I dont like it I dont want to challenge his right to say it but by saying, "o boo hoo hoo for the little kiddies and rape survivers" you are not only personal offensive but also morally wrong. If you are trying to help ryan...please stop...Because you make him as well as yourself look increadibly uneducated and ridiculous.
7th-Mar-2004 07:13 pm (UTC)
i've been personally affected by rape.
i've known ryan since the 7th grade.

i wasn't offended by ryan's post (but ONLY because i know him).

i was, however, offended by this one.

there is having fun at your own expense (what you did), and then there's insulting people that want to make the world a better place by saying that things that are unarguably wrong are wrong. Rape is, in reality, a bad thing. in an RP situation, it's possible to distance yourself from it, quite easily. there is no distance in real life with this stuff though. NONE. rape is the kind of thing that destroys groups of friends, teams, etc....

have fun in a d&d game, fine. post about it online, fine. but when you cross the line to start being disrespectful to rape victims?

you're pretty fucking sick.
7th-Mar-2004 07:16 pm (UTC) - Modification
If anyone saw the deleted comment I would like to appolize if it offended or hurt anyone
and with no furthe ado the revised comment:

do you even have a life?
I mean if you find this offensive then fuck off and pass on by.
and o boo hoo hoo for the little kiddies
did you give any consideration to the people that have to put up with ignorant assholes like you everyday?
7th-Mar-2004 10:25 am (UTC) - i'm with ryan on this one
i think some people need to relax. trying to be politically-correct is a waste of time. as is getting offended by things that aren't meant to be offensive. if you keep getting stressed out like this, then you're going to drop your basket or check out early.

and please, stop referring to sex as gender. it's sex. it's ok to say it. sex sex sex SEX.
7th-Mar-2004 10:38 am (UTC) - Re: i'm with ryan on this one
7th-Mar-2004 03:24 pm (UTC) - Re: i'm with ryan on this one
7th-Mar-2004 11:19 am (UTC) - Re: i'm with ryan on this one
sex and gender are not the same thing. sex is a physical inborn characteristic; a biological given. gender is the social organization of sexual difference, the elaborate mental constructs that give meaning to the physical differences (i.e. defintion of sexuality; definition of roles and activities deemed proper).
7th-Mar-2004 11:38 am (UTC) - Re: i'm with ryan on this one
Go to Hampshire College you friggin hippy.

7th-Mar-2004 07:48 pm (UTC) - Re: i'm with ryan on this one
that would be my point.
7th-Mar-2004 07:56 pm (UTC) - Re: i'm with ryan on this one
if that's your point, then youre the only one here who is talking about sex (and not gender)
8th-Mar-2004 03:24 pm (UTC) - Re: i'm with ryan on this one
not really. or maybe you can tell me what is meant by "entire female gender?" wouldn't that depend on the cultural ideas of what is entailed in being female? seems like a clear-cut example of someone meaning "entire female sex" but using the word gender as a euphemism.
7th-Mar-2004 10:26 am (UTC)
*looks up* I would agree that it is "offensive"; but honestly most games go inot some sort of "offensive" soemthing or another. At last those with at least somewhat mature themes do. I've been in games where a PC got his spine ripped out, or others where the players condemmed a 14 year old girl to death (no she really didn't deserve it, well maybe a little, but not death by fire), I played a child vampire whose sire (V:tM) was a priest who rapped him through his entire youth and it drove him insane.

Here's the catcher behind most mature themes. That line. That realization between fantasy and reality. You seem to have a firm grasp on that line and I am sure that you realize that these things do happen, but within the context of the game are not real.

Although you get much more descriptive then I would have in terms of sexual exploits, its cool that you and your players are that comfortable to do it.
7th-Mar-2004 11:03 am (UTC)
Absolutely. We're actually all very stable, well-balanced people. I think the climate of extreme political correctness that we've all grown up in has made us all crack a bit under the pressure. Some issues just get beaten into the ground so goddamn much that you can't help but find some humor in them. Sure it's kind of fun to say dirty things to offend people, in that very puerile way, but if I took everything seriously and didn't try to push the envelope, I wouldn't be half as interesting (read: warped) as I am now. But anyhow, thanks for the understanding. : )

7th-Mar-2004 11:29 am (UTC)
Although I have no problem with rape in roleplaying games as a general rule, and it's up to you what you put in your games, I do find the way you've actually worded this quite offensive. There are ways of writing up a session, and there are ways not to do it. I think you've found a way not to do it. It may be interesting for your players to read it in this way, but for other people it's not all that accessible. Maybe you should consider rewording it in a way that is less offensive.
7th-Mar-2004 11:45 am (UTC)
The thing is, I didn't decide to throw some rape in there to make some sort of political statement or anything. I meant it to be raunchy and wrong and funny. I understand what you're saying, and it makes sense, but don't you think that, if I wrote it up all seriously and PC and with euphemizing, it would be far more disturbing?

Like, "Jenny failed her grapple check, failed her pin check, and was therefore successfully mounted by the prison guard. The guard proceeded to rape her for 1d4 rounds. He failed a 50% chance to withdraw his penis from her on time to ejaculate on her face and, in so doing, ejaculated both on her vagina and face. Emotionally ravaged from the savage raping, Jenny was unable to act afterwards other than to throw a haphazard kick to her rapist's groin."

I dunno man. Without the ironic humor, it seems much creepier.
7th-Mar-2004 10:13 pm (UTC)
I'm not offended, though I can see how some would be... but that's not my point. Your html code for the pic of the otyugh is doubled, as in it reads
when it should just have the part in quotations.
Anyway, if you need more help with that, check the FAQ.
7th-Mar-2004 11:08 pm (UTC)
You're pretty much begging people to be offended by it, by posting it here. Other than that, pretty funny stuff, though gay rape tends to be a lot funnier.
8th-Mar-2004 03:49 am (UTC)
feh... the prudes can suck it...

In HS I had a friend who ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS picked a prissy 5'2" blond haired elf cleric as his character. (I believe you can find him at EVERY Sailor Moon Otaku/Cosplay Con)

First character... hmm ok sure, be an elf.

Second game... can I be the cleric? "WAHHHHHH!!! NOOO MY ELF!!!"

After that we would "mysogenise" him at every opportunity... kobolds, orcs, bandits, and ahhh the glority of it all. When we finally played a Dragonlance campaign... GULLY DWARF ORGIES!!!
8th-Mar-2004 09:20 am (UTC)
Well at least you're not giving gamers a bad name.
8th-Mar-2004 09:59 am (UTC)
Yeah, because I can't think of a group more adored and respected in the public eye.
8th-Mar-2004 01:31 pm (UTC)
Fantasy rapists? Oh wait...
10th-Mar-2004 09:45 am (UTC) - none.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
11th-Oct-2007 10:09 pm (UTC) - Rape survivors
Bit sad coming across this when searching for 'groups for survivors of rape' - I only hope the 13 year-old for whom I am trying to find help ahsn't been searching for herselfand come across this sort of garbage.
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