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Mushroom humour... Read it aloud... 
14th-Jul-2007 03:07 pm
Zoon
So, a Myconid walks into a tavern, sits at the bar and orders a mug of ale... Soon enough, he's surrounded by drunks, adventurers, town guardsmen, etc, all talking joking and having a great time, buying him drinks and what not... The innkeeper comes up to the Myconid and says: "Well, I've never seen this place so lively in all my years! You just walked right in and suddenly it's the most popular place on the strip... You must tell me your secret!" To which the Myconid replied: "I guess I'm just a fun guy..." (fungi)
Comments 
14th-Jul-2007 06:35 am (UTC)
weeeeak. For humor +1, it should read "I'm a fungi" and the pun can be drawn from the context.
16th-Jul-2007 11:45 pm (UTC)
I concur. Text != voice, sadly.
14th-Jul-2007 11:06 am (UTC)
my druid casts summon tumbleweed :-P
14th-Jul-2007 07:27 pm (UTC)
*crickets*
15th-Jul-2007 08:25 am (UTC)
I groaned.

(I normally thrive on bad puns.)
17th-Jul-2007 11:13 pm (UTC)
Old gnollish joke;

A dwarf fighter, a halfling rogue, a human cleric, and an elf ranger walk into a Flind Bar.

Ow.
29th-Jul-2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
can't... breath... laughing... too hard...
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